One price, once,
for everything we ever make.
Pay once. Get everything we ever make, for life. The price goes up as bonds sell — bond one pays $79, bond five thousand pays $4,999, for the same thing.
- price now
- $79
- remaining
- 24
- next bond
- #2
- sold
- 1 of 5,000
The first one’s on us.
This is the last one you buy.
Free Beer Studio is named for a round on the house — the first bit of help is always free. That isn’t changing.
A Beer Bond is the reverse, once. You buy the studio a round, and you never pay us again. Not for new products, not for upgrades, not ever.
Why sell it? Five thousand people who own everything we make is the best reason there is to keep making things.
Four things,
and they don’t expire.
Every bond gets the same four things, forever. The only difference is what you paid.
- The whole library, for life
- Every product we ever ship, at its top tier. When something new comes out, it's already yours. Nothing more to pay, ever.
- Founder’s row
- You see everything early, and you can ask for what you want built. Holders vote requests up, and I read every one.
- Priority support
- Your questions go to the front of the line, and they come to me, not a form. One person answers, so it's first in line — not instant.
- Your account, for good
- One account, numbered one to five thousand. Nothing to renew, nothing that lapses, nothing above it. Yours for as long as the studio exists.
The price only goes up,
because the library only grows.
Bonds sell in batches, and each batch costs more than the last. No discounts, no coupons, no second series. Fourteen days to change your mind, full refund. Five thousand exist, and then there are no more.
| Tranche | Bonds | Numbers | Price, once |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | 25 | #1–25 | $79now |
| 02 | 50 | #26–75 | $199 |
| 03 | 100 | #76–175 | $399 |
| 04 | 175 | #176–350 | $749 |
| 05 | 700 | #351–1,050 | $1,499 |
| 06 | 1,250 | #1,051–2,300 | $2,399 |
| 07 | 1,100 | #2,301–3,400 | $3,199 |
| 08 | 850 | #3,401–4,250 | $3,999 |
| 09 | 550 | #4,251–4,800 | $4,599 |
| 10 | 200 | #4,801–5,000 | $4,999 |
If a product is sold,
you can’t lose it.
If we ever sell one of our products to another company, you are protected. It’s in the terms from day one.
- 01
Sold with your rights attached
A product only leaves if the buyer keeps your access — or you get the closest thing we still make, free, for life.
- 02
Every sale funds the next build
The money goes into building. A new product joins the bond within a year.
- 03
The library never shrinks
Either way you never lose ground. Your bond is on the studio, not on one app.
Asked already,
answered plainly.
The first one matters most. The answer is no.
- Is this an investment?
- No. It's a lifetime deal. It never pays you money — it gets you everything we make, forever. That's the whole of it.
- Why does the price go up?
- Because the library only grows. Every bond gets the same thing — buying early just costs less.
- Can I buy more than one?
- Yes. Each bond is a separate number registered to a person.
- What exactly am I buying?
- An account with lifetime access to everything we ever make. One payment, no renewal, nothing above it. Not equity, not a share of anything — it never pays you money.
- What if I regret it?
- Fourteen days from purchase, full refund, no reason needed — email wayne@freebeer.ai from the address you bought with. After that it's final.
- What if I stop using it?
- Nothing happens. The access doesn’t expire and there is nothing to renew.
- What if you sell one of the products?
- You keep your access, or you get the closest thing we still make, for life. It's in the terms — the Graduation Clause, above.
- What if the studio winds down?
- Anything we can hand you outright becomes yours for good. Anything that needs our servers stops — with ninety days' notice and a full export of your data first. No money comes back.
- Why “Beer Bonds”?
- The studio is named for a round on the house. A bond is the round that ends the round-buying: one price, once, and you never pay the studio again.
- Who do I contact?
- wayne@freebeer.ai — with your bond number, once you have one.
Want one?
Not yet — but soon.
The first twenty-five bonds sell for $79, right here. After that, the price starts climbing.